Despite the fact that I am a grouchy motherfucker, my ass received this fine award from my good friend, the lovely Miss A., of the blog Miss Alaineus Alemanac, which many of you motherfuckers already know. She also had the good taste to give an award to SB's good friend, Mark, of The Trash Whisperer, who SB idolizes for his wit and wisdom. [Both of these fine blogs are linked on the right-hand side of this page. Do yourself a damn favor and check them both out. I am too lazy and technically challenged to link to that shit here.]
Since I noticed I have a follower or two less this morning, receiving this fine award offsets the slight umbrage I was feeling about my stats going down. Fuck you, whoever dropped off. Eat me. Miss A. likes me enough to give me a damn award, so I must be doing something right. Did I say, eat me, you fair-weather dickhead shit-for-brains follower?
Moving on--Miss A., many thanks for the honor. You and Mr. M. are special to SB's cold stone creamery heart.
[But still--fuck you, you shit bag fair-weather follower.]
[p.s. If you were in a tragic holiday car crash and died and your blog was removed, I apologize for these harsh words.]