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Thursday, December 10, 2009
Shit SB Says
Gay people should have the right to marry. If you don't think so, fuck you.
I just got married to my wife on Saturday, it was brilliantly happy and fun, we surprised nearly everyone who thought it was "just" a Christmas party potluck... She's my sexy girl and my dreamboat. Cheers, Mary
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
A-fucking-men!
I just got married to my wife on Saturday, it was brilliantly happy and fun, we surprised nearly everyone who thought it was "just" a Christmas party potluck... She's my sexy girl and my dreamboat.
Cheers,
Mary
Damn right! Raisng my glass to you-huzzah.
Ashtree My Dear,
It's only right. It's nobody's fucking business to tell other adults how to live their lives. Nothing makes me as angry as injustice.
Love you,
SB
Mary,
Congratulations! I am so thrilled and happy for you both.
Love, SB.
Sally Moon,
Welcome, my dear. Please come back and join us often. We have a lot of damn fun here.
Love, SB.
Ms. Moon,
Amen, sistah!
Jeannie,
Laugh.
Sending love,
SB
Yepper. Sometimes it feels like living in a twisted dream. How is it that we still have so many ignorant zealots in our midst??
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