The only thing I don't like about my new place is that the neighborhood is too damn busy. Every time I stop to scratch my ass, there is a fucking neighbor out there, watching me do it. I'm a private person. I need my damn space.
[I threw a little Mayan ass-scratching art in this post to educate your dumb asses. It can't be about fun all the time, motherfuckers. You've got to learn something once in awhile, too. You're welcome.]