Friday, December 11, 2009

This Is the Woman SB Would Get Trapped in an Elevator with and Have to Kill

There is nothing SB hates worse than a chatty motherfucker.

Re: Picking Up Window A/C Unit

OH YESTERDAY WOULD HAVE BEEN OPPPORTUNE! If my STUPID PHONE wasn’t broken I could have been there yesterday! I had to take my daughter to Carteret Hospital and while I was there & had the truck (my fiance drives my honda to Aurora for work bcz of the lengthy drive from Swansboro and I drive his truck since I’m HOME) it was THAT MOMENT I was LIVID about my phone problem of not connecting to the internet to message you & say “Hey, I’m close & can run by if you’re there” BUT, I just opened my email to put ur phone # in my phone WHICH I SHOULD HAVE DONE IMMEDIATELY FOR THAT REASON…I’m so upset with me about that! And when my daughter had the emergency (Well, according to the hospital’s “HOME CARE INSTRUCTIONS” I was made out to be an OVERLY PARANOID MOM to mimimize her care like they did!!) I’m not the negative nelly like that, but when I told them she ‘diarrhea of blood’ they seemed to stop listening at diarrhea and didn’t account seriously the history I gave them saying she had salmonella poisoning when she was 8months old (an apparent unsanitary day care) & gave a broad spectrum of anti-biotics & gave home instructions of “foods for diarrhea and things mothers intuitively know” especially with 9yrs experience! LOL….SORRY, ANYWAY..I can and WILL be there during that time TODAY AND NO LATER..I just need to ask if I need to bring man-power to get it into the truck? My cel is [redacted] just so you’ll know that’s ME ! and if you’ll send or text me the address where I’ll be picking up the unit I’ll be there ON TIME TODAY . I just need the address & if ‘manpower’ needed just let me know that too. Can you believe my tenants actually told my fiance` “you’ll get rent when we get air”! THAT WAS SOO WRONG! I would never DARE threaten my landlord like that! EVER! Nobody for that matter but ESPECIALLY the person who has a strict iron-clad lease which says I can evict if I deem tenant “undesirable” (which I have been burned by previous tenants BADLY before yet still don’t play ’strict landlord in tenants business’…I have NEVER ONCE charged the $5 per day late fee and believe me..they have been late EVERY MONTH (one time it was 1 whole month late & after that it was usually about 7days late..this time it was 12 days late, but I totally have compassion for anyone going through a hard time…but they’re taking advantage!) WHEW! SORRY for that meltdown…but it sure felt good to vent that off my chest! I truly am not a complainer, and sorry you got to be the unsuspecting person (I have been accused of making friends with EVERYBODY! My fiance says he can put me in a room of 100 strangers and I’ll walk out knowing every person & they will know my life story! LOL I’m such an open book! But I DON’T meet strangers..I call them “potential friends” hee hee! I hope to hear good news from you soon (aside from the obvious “Sheila, you talk too fast & too much!” LOL

14 comments:

The Dish said...

I would have smacked that woman myself.

Ms. Moon said...

I'll cut off her leg and then hold her and you can beat her to death with it. What do you think about that? Is that too cruel? Sorry.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Not too cruel AT ALL.

Indigo said...

I would of just walked away and left her talking to herself. You end up feeling like a hostage to the conversation.

People like that tend to think they're self-important. In other words no one compares to them, when you leave them without an ear to talk off, it's like a slow death to them.(Hugs)Indigo

miss alaineus said...

i had to go on a 10 hour round trip bus junket to a teaching expo with a coworker who was like that, which would explain why i drank a bottle of children's benadryl before we had to board the bus both ways on the trip.


xxalainaxx

gingermagnolia said...

I'd like to be your new potential friend, Shelia, but it's just that you talk to fast and too much, but that's ok because I like it, but I don't have the manpower to help you, but if you'll bring your fiance, but oh he's out of town, but maybe your tenant (who pays rent 7 days late every month) could come, but if not let me know.

Holy shit, TMI! DO NOT WANT!

Kathleen Scott said...

And you heard/saw/read this WHERE???

I couldn't read it all the way through. It's the kind of thing superglue was invented for (lips). Or duct tape if you didn't want the responsibility of a permanent solution...

Kathleen Scott said...

And where did this blather come from?

This is the kind of thing superglue was invented for (lips). Or duct tape if you didn't want the responsibility of a permanent solution...

Nellie said...

Craziness. It's so hard to follow.

I was at the bookstore the other day and I saw a book that made me think immediately of you. It was a collection of the most insane, weird, and sometimes creepy ads on Craigslist. You're always finding shit like that. Where do these people come from who write/say these things? Don't they proofread their shit? Maybe they do, and that's even scarier. But who am I, I'm wondering now, is 'scarier' a word? Should it be 'more scary'?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Indigo,
I'm with you, girl. Totally right.

Love, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Miss A.,
That was good thinking with the Benadryl, toots.

Love you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ginger,
YES! Exactly.

Love you!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kathleen
I ran across it surfing. Don't remember where.

Superglue--yes!

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nellie,
Scarier is a word in my book, sistah.

Hope the new job is going well.

Love,

Moi