The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Monday, December 21, 2009
Shit SB Says to the Moms
Bad news. Raj has no discernible personality so far. He's like William Hurt in Broadcast News--extremely good looking, but dumber than a damn box of rocks. Also, he's got a slight problem with eye crust.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.