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Monday, December 21, 2009
Shit SB Says to the Moms
Bad news. Raj has no discernible personality so far. He's like William Hurt in Broadcast News--extremely good looking, but dumber than a damn box of rocks. Also, he's got a slight problem with eye crust.
He's gorgeous...is he a rag-doll? My former puss was a rag-doll and from experience they are very docile and constantly look like they really couldn't give a shit one way or another. Also, my raggy had eye problems, so the pumpkin you've got may be perfectly normal. This pic makes me miss mine so much. Merry Christmas, Love ya, Jenn
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
14 comments:
i love cleaning my cats eyes, although unlike yours she rarely has them, also maybe he'll grow a personality????? let's hope...
ps u really need a cam so u can take pics of yer pets and blog them, they LOVE the attention
toothpick his eyes open, force him to watch the entire Monty Python DVD set, and all the Freddy Kruger Movies..something outta stick
That is hilarious! He's the William Hurt of Broadcast News of cats!!!
pretty kitty
He does sort of resemble Mr. Hurt.
Sometimes a girl just needs some eye-candy. He's a handsome guy.
Hugs to ya,
Mel
Sweden,
I'm getting a camera after the divorce settlement, girlfriend. Definitely.
Mr. Mischief!
SB HAS MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's gorgeous...is he a rag-doll? My former puss was a rag-doll and from experience they are very docile and constantly look like they really couldn't give a shit one way or another. Also, my raggy had eye problems, so the pumpkin you've got may be perfectly normal. This pic makes me miss mine so much.
Merry Christmas,
Love ya, Jenn
Ha! I loved that movie.
Sorry about the eye crust.
But he is cute. I've heard that persians and himalayans have zero personality. Now a real Siamese---yeow--they are more like Jim Carrey.
Who needs personality? That is one beautiful cat.
Stupid Rules.
Doesn't matter, so damn cute!
Thanks, Jenn. I believe he is called a Seal Point Dollface Himilayan.
Sending love,
SB.
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