Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Shit SB Says

I took Dr. Oz's Real Age quiz and my real age is 89. Do you think I should stop buying the gallon jugs of Gallo and maybe cut out the smokes?

10 comments:

michelle said...

Do what I do. Make sure the smokes are American Spirit (organic) and the wine as well. Shaves off 20 years right there

Kathleen Scott said...

Those things change pretty fast. You'll probably be 14 next year.

Jeannie said...

What the fuck does Oz know about really living? Ditch the smokes if you want to live longer or want to run a marathon or something. The Gallo is probably keeping your tubes cleaned out. Best not stop that esp if you're still smoking. Just drink lots of water to counteract the dehydration. Take some vitamins and lots of antioxidants. Eat well.

My Mom smoked until jeez - 20 years ago? (she's 88 now) and just has a touch of emphysema - asthma too but she had that when she was a kid.

When Oz helps you get all your other shit together, he can tackle the smoking and drinking.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Michelle,
Sounds good to me, woman.

Love, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
I love you. You crack me up.

SB

Ms. Moon said...

Hell, you're gonna live to be 289 so who the hell cares?
Love you, dear.

Jennifer Rains said...

What the hell? I hate those diet quizzes that propose intense guilt! Dr. Oz, Ophrah's lastest...?

Anyway, I hope you don't change your lifestyle before you enjoy the new year...wine and smokes and all...may it be a happy healthy one at that with kisses to all the moggies!!

Love you,
Jenn

the walking man said...

No quit going to church and stop paying taxes. That is the two real secrets to youth.

The Dish said...

I don't even want to know what that fucker's response would be to me. You are 120 and should already dead, asshat! Go pick out a coffin and a headstone.

Mel said...

That what's your real age quiz really pissed me off. Apparently I'm 61. Well la-di-da, I feel like 71 and I'm not yet 51, so I guess it's a stupid quiz. It's not like you can health your way out of menopausal insomnia and get a few years back, right?
You know what book I enjoyed reading? Eat, Drink and Be Merry. Written by a doctor who thinks all things in moderation are OK. Well, maybe I over drink and over carb a little, but who's counting?
So fuck that quiz, and enjoy your wine! Happy New Year!