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Monday, December 28, 2009
Shit SB Says
Don't laugh about the Georgia Bulldogs playing the Freedom Bowl this year. The way we played, we should have gotten the Tampax Bowl.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Thank goodness it wasn't the Massengale Douche Bowl! Sorry, that was gross.
Tamp it to the max with Tampax!
PF,
It could have been. We played like douches.
At least they will not be able to pad the score :o)
Cant comment here not sure what we are talking about I think .. American football ??? But maybe you have a Tampax league "Only in America" :)
Bucko,
Good one. Very quick, my friend.
Love, SB.
Ruth,
Yes. American football. No Tampax league as of yet, but there ought to be one, the way some of them play.
Sending love,
SB.
Um, Hook 'em Horns!
Sorry to gloat. But you know I love you!
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