Wednesday, December 2, 2009

A Comment from SB

[I am getting double mileage out of this shit. It's a comment on a friend's blog, and now, it's a post on my own blog. See how this shit works? SB is always thinking bitches!]

I feel the same way. I do NOT want to be here at work today. And, truth is, my job is not so bad. I am just lazy and want to be home alone with my cats and my giant bottle of Carlo Rossi. Yes, I drink that cheap shit in the multi-gallon sized bottle sometimes. It's cheap. Did I mention it's cheap?


Glad you have such a nice husband. That must be a big help in making it through this asswipe life.

Love you. I will close this comment filled with positivity. Do not weep. I will be back with my vast positivity again soon.


afk4life said...

Optimists kid themselves...cynics just see it as it really is.

Wildernesschic said...

Thank you for visiting my blog and following yes I think if we lived closer we would definately be friends and dangerous ones LOL.. I was thinking of dropping that blog as its all going downhill but you have inspired me to just keep going .. whatever the outcome at least I am for real ! If it all went well all the time it would get boring x

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I am with you, my love!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

You are my new friend. I loved reading your blogs. Glad you are not dropping either of them.

I especially loved the Edina/Patsy photo. Patsy Stone is my total fucking idol.

Love, SB.

erin said...

Sometimes my comments are way funnier than my posts. Maybe I should turn my blog into a constant comment. ha.

Ms. Moon said...

You always leave the most amusing comments, SB. This is one of the many reasons the blog world flocks to your feet to worship. WE WANT YOUR COMMENTS!
Love you...Ms. Moon

Syd said...

I am about to leave work as I am tired today. A late meeting last night, followed by ice cream and then pizza. I stayed up way past bedtime and turned into a pumpkin at midnight. I am filled with tiredness today but will be positive tomorrow. Promise.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
You are my biggest fan! That's why I love you so. You spoil my ass.

Oh, and I am your biggest fan, and I don't just mean in the sense that I am fat.

Love, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I adore your ass, positive or not.

Love, SB.

Jeannie said...

A customer asked me one night - "You wanna get out of here early tonight?"

I answered "I wanna get out early EVERY night".

He hasn't come in since on the nights I work.

The Dish said...

I loved the comment when you wrote it at my page and I love it here. Almost as much as I love you.

I buy box wine. Cheap and not half bad. As much as I drink, I need to save all the money I can!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Maybe you should. Laugh.



Sarcastic Bastard said...

I had that happen when I was bartending once. I got in trouble with management because I really offended the asshole. He would invariably come in 15 minutes until the restaurant closed and order a damn full steak dinner. Fucking asshole.

Thanks for reading and commenting. Please join us lots. We have a good goddamn time here.

Love, SB.

Bethany said...

Worth repeating!