I saw the best film over the weekend, called Lars and the Real Girl. It is about this guy, named Lars (no shit), who can't deal with being touched or socializing with people, so his ass orders a Real Doll. Then Lars starts socializing and going to parties and shit with the doll as his date. [Note: The doll looks creepily like Angie Jolie.]
Anyhoo, the small community Lars lives in embraces the doll because they think: what the shit, we love Lars, and if he's got some sort of psychosis or problem, then we're going to help that bitch out, like small communities often do. The town embraces the doll and treats that bitch like she is a real person, even though her conversational abilities are nil, JUST BECAUSE THEY LOVE LARS. Isn't that great?
I laughed so hard. The movie is fucking great. Two dicks up! That shit is highly recommended.