Monday, December 21, 2009

Shit SB Puts in a Damn E-mail

My adopted sister had a grandma Fran and a grandpa Fran. You'd say, "Fran. . ." and they'd both answer, "Huh?" That shit was fucked up. You couldn't call one of them Frances or Francis either. They'd get all peevish.

9 comments:

Petit fleur said...

huh? I'm such a simpleton that I feel there must be some other meaning to this beside the obvious...

Since I have nothing really to say about it, I will just say I hope you are having fun and maybe even seeing a little bit of sunshine along side the snow.
xo
pf

Sarcastic Bastard said...

PF,
No hidden meaning. Peevish elders just amuse my ass.

Love you.

Mr.Mischief said...

You know what makes me laugh? My mothers maiden name and my fathers name were the same..Every time I fill paperwork out they have to question it..lol

Jeannie said...

I'd call them Franma and Franpa.

Ms. Moon said...

I think that "Peevish Elders" would make a great name for a rock band or a novel. Maybe both.
Love you, darling...M

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mr. M,
That shit is a trip. We be trippin, my brothah.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
Good idea, toots! They're dead now, but if it ever happens again, I'll remember your fine idea.

Laugh.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Yeah. Peevish elders just came to me out of the blue. I'm merely a conduit of greatness in the written word. Laugh.

Bethany said...

LOL. I hate that shit too. Did you ever read The Sound and the Fury? Such a hard book and then they have to go mess with you and name two different characters Quentin. Argh!!!!