Thursday, December 3, 2009

Educate Your Damnselves: Dendrophilia

Dendrophilia: (n.) A sexual attraction to trees.

Sentence Usage: Phil, in a frenzy of Dendrophilia, could not decide whether to chop down the Christmas tree or to fuck it.

[I've heard it all now, motherfuckers!

Your challenge is to go out and work this word casually into conversation today. Just drop that shit right in there. It doesn't do any damn good to have a 4-star vocabulary and not use it. Get out there and stun innocent bystanders with your impeccable literacy!]

15 comments:

The Dish said...

Wow. I am just amazed that enough people have this condition to name it.

Christiejolu said...

LMAO! I am going to try to work this into conversation with my roommate when she gets home!

Ms. Moon said...

This is an easy task, here in Lloyd.

Christiejolu said...

Glad to meet another Heath Ledger fan!

Alice in Wonderland said...

Hey, heard from Christiejo's site that you are a big Heath Ledger fan! I've met him twice! He is absolutely fantastic, and I have my theories as to why he is not dead! The last time I met him was only six days before his supposed death. I'd love to talk more about this, so get in touch!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
Me damn too.

Love you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Christiejolu,
Who wouldn't love Heath? Man, what an actor. Sublime.

Love, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Alice in Wonderland,
Welcome! I'll be over to check out your site soon.

Come back anytime. You are always welcome. We have a damn good time here.

I'd love to hear your Heath theories and stories.

Love and best,

SB

Petit fleur said...

I'm with The Dish on this one...

I guess humans will fuck just about anything. When you think about how insane the human race really is, the initial shock of Dendrophilia sort of fades. smile.

Thanks for the new word! Can't wait till the next BBQ here in Lloyd. :-D

white rabbit said...

There's a wonderful novel that came out in 1973 about a guy who fucks trees called 'A Melon for Ecstasy'. Have a copy and paste and admire...

http://www.trashfiction.co.uk/melon_ecstasy.html

YOu will even discover why a melon for ecstasy ;)

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
You are a fucking font of trivia, much like myself. Too bad we can't go down to the pub and have a damn drink and a chat. It simply involves too long and too cold of a swim for me.

Thanks for the http!

Love, SB.

ashtree said...

My friend and I had a lovely time last night discussing the splinters involved with the acting out of said dendrophilia. Thanks for helping to add a new fucked up word to my vocabulary!

Sheria said...

okay, this must be specific to men only. They will fuck anything.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ashtree,
My ass lives to teach. Glad my English degree came in handy for something.

Love, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sheria,
Amen, darling. Amen.