Well, I guess if anyone is Over the Top, it's my dumb ass. Below are the requisite questions that go with the award.
Thanks, Chic Mama. SB adores you!!
[I'm not passing this award along because I'm a selfish motherfucker like that and that shit starts getting too much like a damn chain e-mail. The awarding stops here, bitches! If some of you motherfuckers don't want to give SB a future award because of this shit, then fuck you in advance. I could give a shit.]
1) Your Hair
Medium length; medium brown.
2)Your favourite food
3)Your dream from last night
I had motherfucking five cats in bed with me. You have to sleep to dream, bitches!
4)Your favourite drink
tie: red wine and Pabst with Clamato juice
5)What room are you in?
I'm in a damn cubicle. It's a glorified broom closet.
6)What is your hobby?
Drinking, collecting cats, eating compulsively.
7)What is your fear?
8)Where do you want to be in six years time?
9)Where were you last night?
At home with the cats, drinking and eating frozen pizza and then not sleeping.
11) Last thing you did
Listened to the fat guys a few cubes over discuss where they are going for lunch.
12) What are you wearing?
This is far too personal and sexy a question for this public forum. I try not to discuss my vagina here for the same reason. And also, the Moms gets mad when I talk about my vagina on my blog.
13) Your TV in your house?
What about it? It's a flat-screen high def, and I would marry it if I fucking could. I love it that much. Men come and go, but a flat-screen is for life!
Dirty beat-to-shit Hyundai Sonata.
15) Your favourite store?
I don't like to shop, but I do like food, Starbucks, and a vast wine selection, so I guess it would be Kroger.
16) Your favourite colour?
Black--the colour of negation and death. It also minimalizes a bitch's ass size. What's not to love?
17) When was the last time you laughed?
Watching Lars and the Real Girl last night. That movie is fucking funny.
18) When was the last time you cried?
When my gallon jug of Gallo wine was empty.
19) Your best friend
20) Favourite place to eat