Wednesday, December 2, 2009

What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?

I'd blow the garbage man. [I can hear my Grandma Peg saying, "Somebody's mind is in the gutter today. My mind LIVES in the gutter, Grandma!]

What would your ass do for a Klondike bar?
Honest answers only.

10 comments:

Tom said...

I'd like to watch when you make said offer to the garbage man, just to see the expression on his face...then I'd give the garbage man the boot and split the Klondike bar with you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Tom,
Good plan, my brothah. I'm up for it.

Tom said...

As for what I would do for a Klondike Bar...I'd listen to Country Music. And if you know me, you that's a sacrifice. I'd rather watch Fox News than listen to Country Music. Well, that may be a tad extreme...

May said...

I would steal from a kid. If I saw a baby or a kid with a klondike bar I'd say, "Gimme that bar, BABY!" and I would snatch it. Then I would run.

Steph(anie) said...

I'd weigh 300 pounds.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Tom, May, and Steph--
Y'all made me laugh. I needed that shit today.

SB has the SADS.

Ms. Moon said...

I don't know what I'd do for a Klondike bar but this did make me think about one of my favorite stories. There used to a bar/restaurant in Tallahassee that had Thursday 4 for 1 drinks. You can imagine how popular that was. Ask Ms. Fleur. She used to work there. Anyway, one night I heard a waiter who worked there say he'd rather suck cock for crack behind the dumpster at the convenience store than work another 4 for 1 night.
So yeah, this is sort of the same but not really.
Sorry Ms. Bastard. My mind is getting really old.

Jeannie said...

What the fuck is a Klondike bar?

If it doesn't offer a variety of draught beers, I don't really care.

The Dish said...

I would punch Mr. Burns in her hook nose for one. Well, I want to do that anyways. Um, I would make an ass out of myself for one!

Petit fleur said...

HA!!! I know just who said that MM! God... 4for1's were HELL. Now I'm going to have bartender nightmares.

Hmmmmmm... I don't know. I don't know what I would do for a Klondike bar, exactly. But like Tom said, it would be great to watch you making that offer to the Gman. I would also love to see May stealing from babies! HAHA!!