Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Shit SB Said at Starbucks this Morning with FOX News on in the Background

Christ, it's too early to hear the name George W. Bush. I haven't even had a damn cup of coffee yet. My mind can't absorb that shit. Do they force you to watch this channel all day? Please tell me they don't.

13 comments:

Mel said...

Fox News makes me want to bang my head in a wall. Or cry for the future of humanity. So does reading comments on political sites or random you tube or chat sites that people turn into arguments that make me crazy. I am not a fan of the ex president. He didn't give a shit about the Constitution. imho.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mel,
Yes, exactly. To say the least. My words for him are FAR less kind. In fact, when he croaks, I'm having a house party.

Of course, you are invited.

Love, SB.

The Dish said...

That damn channel makes me even more homicidal than normal. Frightening, I know.

Gledwood said...

Is it true Fox news is all right wing and conservative..? Biased news is BANNED from TV and radio here... though the newspapers can be as slanted as they like. I actually think this leads to BLAND journalists not telling the truth e.g. at after general elections the commentators sit back and say "well we all knew they'd not a cat's chance in hell of winning"... well why didn't ya TELL us that...??!? Because they weren't allowed. That's their excuse anyhow...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gleddy,
Yes, tis true. If biased news was banned over here, we'd have no news at all. That's why I watch BBC News, if I need to know something.

You'd hate FOX. They have the most obnoxious commentators, especially that horse's ass, Bill O'Reilly. Sean Penn threatened to beat the shit out of O'Reilly. That cracked me up. I love Sean.

Ms. Moon said...

Why the FUCK do they have Fox News going at every place I seem to find myself in? What's up with that?

Ms. Moon said...

P.S. Remember MAGAZINES in waiting rooms?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I've noticed it too, and I ALWAYS have to comment about it and how revolting I find it.

When the Moms and I were down in Savannah last, we stayed at a business man's hotel, and we were watching CNN News and some well-dressed older white man got up right in front of us (with us watching) and changed the channel to FOX News. I got really LOUD about it. He did look a little scared when I passed near him.

May I add that he asked all the other men in the room if it was okay to change the channel, and he didn't ask the Moms and I. I'm sure he was a fucking visiting Yankee from his bad manners in the presence of ladies. Asshole dickwad.

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

SB
I am more concerned that you go to Starbucks for coffee? There is no coffee in that shit, how many extra shots you need to turn that crapola into coffee a hundred...
SB there really does have to be somewhere better....No?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nick darling,
I am ALWAYS ALWAYS running late in the morning and Starbucks is right on my way. It is a very quick stop.

Boston Stoker has WAY better coffee, but they are an extra couple of miles. This wastes valuable fucking time.

Love, SB.

erin said...

I fell asleep the other night and awoke to Jeremiah watching Bill OReilly for someone god damn unknown reason. It scared the living shit out of me. That guy is an asshole AND ugly as hell.

Bet he's having more sex than me.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Erin,
Don't feel bad. Everyone is having more sex than me. I am separated and not yet divorced.

On the other hand, I don't have to put up with any man's shit anymore.

There are always trade-offs, right?

Love you. Thanks for commenting.

SB

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

OK
but it's still not coffee
I am going to start a campaign to make Starbucks so called coffee be called 'a strabucks' then it has nothing to do with coffee then I will stop ranting about it...But I hate them so much.......