Tuesday, May 18, 2010

SB Has a Brush with Celebrity

I saw Dave Chapelle and his mother out shopping over the weekend. They were going in to a pottery shop.

I was sitting on a patio, having a beer with the Viking, and I looked over and noticed the profile. At first my dumb ass thought he was an old co-worker, and then, I done figured that shit out.

It was probably fortunate that a fence separated Dave and I, or I might have gone all cracker on his ass and freaked out and started yelling and hyperventilating and bowing down and shit. I really do think he's a comedic genius. He is also a fellow Ohioan. Poor bastard. I guess you can't have everything.

8 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I just love that he was shopping with his mama. I bet she loves him. Lord, I'll bet she loves him.

Syd said...

I am such a waste because I don't know who he is. But I'm glad that you brushed him...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

You've got to love any man who is good to his mama!

Ms. Moon said...

I'll bet you anything he bought his mama some pottery, too.

adrienne said...

i love him and i love that he jumped the comedy central ship and i love that he lives quietly in ohio.

he DOES have everything.

Jeannie said...

cool. If I'd been sitting with I'd have gone all cracker so you wouldn't have to. Love you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Adrienne & Jeannie,
Dave is THE SHIT. Definitely. Love him.

Love you guys, too!

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Personally I would have loved to see you jump the fence. Maybe you could have ended up on the E! network or Access Hollywood as the latest celebrity stalker. :)