If we move into together, we're going to have to find a place where we can shut the cats out of the kitchen. I don't want to fix food when the cats' butts have been on the counter tops.
I don't get that. I think cats are very clean animals.
Would you like it if I came over and parked my naked ass on the kitchen counter? Would you want to prepare food on the counters and eat it if my naked ass had been sitting on it only moments before?
Okay, you win.
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I don't like to think about it. So far, I haven't caught the cat on the counters but I have to shoo her off the table a lot. She hates me.
Jeannie,
Cats hate everyone. You are not special. Trust me.
Love,
SB
He has a point. And an ass. Even if it is a stringbean one.
Ms. Moon,
Yes, he knows how to make a point with me. The ex did not. EVER.
Love you shitloads,
SB
i dont mind if the cats go on the kitchen counter or table, they don't but if they did i dont care, and if anything u can always wipe the counter down with cleaner before u cook.
i think people that say shit like that just don't like cats,and i dont like people that don't like cats, i even refuse to be friends with them, or date them.
the only thing i dont like about cats is when they come to cuddle after just taken a big shit and stink like poop. besides that they can do whatever the fuck they want. because they rule
Sweden,
Yeah, I am always telling my cats, "You smell like a damn poop." Laugh.
i think the phrase ' i smell cat butt' was the first thing i said this morning.
xxalainaxx
I really have nothing to say about this that will make you happy. But I WILL say The Viking just won my heart.
ATT,
Yeah, I sort of dig him, too. I might just keep him around.
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