I would love your cat. I love the feisty randomly-attacking ones. I have one of my own.
Pet. Pet. Purr. Bite. Teeth marks. Blood.
[Bandage.]
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- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Gotta say - I love the cat too.
Wait 'til you meet Hank's cat. It'll be love at first bite.
(Sorry.)
Then I'm sending our cat, Stink, to you via UPS. I've seen that bitch un-hinge her jaw to bite A in the top of the head. Looked like one of those creepy face-hugger things from that movie Aliens.
Ms. Moon,
I can't wait!
Melly Mel,
I have missed you. Send Stink. Just what I need--another damn cat to feed.
Love to all,
SB
cats make me sneeze and itch. and even so, i'd have one. except my damn wife has asthma.
i've just GOT to cut her loose.
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