Check out this post (link below) at my friend, Syd's, excellent recovery blog: I'm Just F.I.N.E. It made me laugh so hard. It's a church war, peeps! And for once my ass is siding with the Catholics. Of course dogs go to heaven, you dumb Presbyterian fuckers! [And don't you damn Presbyterians be putting pro-Presbyterian shit in the comments section either. I can see what's coming. Actually, I lied, confrontation is welcome because that will drive my readership totals up.]
Anyhoo, SB always reads church signs as I drive by (I am compelled) and then usually curse for about a mile down the road about how damn ignorant the sign posters were. I get myself all worked up. Sometimes, I even argue with myself and pretend to be the person who posted the ignorant fucking sign AND GET EVEN MORE WORKED UP. It's fun to be angry goddamnit! To be angry is to be alive, and if I teach you nothing else from reading this blog, let it be that! Also, you will never be bored if you entertain yourself, because who else is going to do it? Certainly not that fat fuck Rush Limbaugh or that swine Bill O'Reilly. Okay, I'm getting TOO worked up now. I need to go cut the lawn or some shit and calm the fuck down.
Here's Syd's church sign war post: http://fine-anon.blogspot.com/2009/05/all-dogs-go-to-heaven.html
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I have some plates you could break in anger. Because anger is great.
Funny somebody else reads church signs, coz I read them too. The hilarious one by a church near me should have read: God made them all .... but whenever I go past on the bus from the distance it looks like:
GOD MADE THE MALL.
Never fails to make me giggle. K xx
That was hilarious. There is some blog devoted to church signs; have you seen that? I forget the name of it but you can easily search for it. I think it is Crummy Church Signs?
I read church signs too. I'll have to post the one about piercing that I photographed. It was kinda neat. Have a great day SB. I am in total agreement on Rush and Bill O. What a pair.
Syd,
Do please post the one about piercing.
Thanks for reading, and you have a great week, too!
Love,
SB
Birdy,
I have not seen the church sign blog but I will look for it.
Thanks for reading and commenting.
Love,
SB
Fishy,
God Made the Mall. That is funny!
Have a great weekend!
Love you,
SB
I, as usual, laughed my silly ass off at your post. "Certainly not that fat fuck Rush Limbaugh..." So out of nowhere. Perfect. Lash out like an angry hell cat! Perfect.
I posted over on my blog that sometimes, just like you, I get so worked up and I gotta just chill. I watch these bizarre Youtube vids of reggae records spinning.
Love the site as always.
There must be (and I'm not kidding) at least twenty churches within a ten mile radius of my house and many of them have signs. If I see the one that says, "God accepts knee mail" one more time...well, it's not going to be good.
Ms. Moon,
Thanks for checking out my blog. "God accepts knee mail," huh? That shit's gag-inducing!
I'm with you, sister.
Love,
SB
Thanks for reading and commenting, dear Herbert! We are two peas in a pod.
Love,
SB
The funniest thing is when you warn all the frothing Presbysterians to hold off from commenting.
"Quick Ida, throw your Prayer Book!"
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