The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Monday, May 4, 2009
Scary Old Broad
And NO, this shit is NOT me, so don't even ask. I am NOT that old, motherfuckers!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
Dear God, I have no idea what to say to this. Except that I'll be sending you my therapy bills, SB. ;-)
Man, that's some seriously hot meat!
Sorry to traumatize you, Mimster. Thanks for reading though.
Love,
SB
Nice tits for that age, don't you agree? So, how the hell did you get this picture of me? I thought it was hidden under my bed?
Yeah, she looks pretty good for an old broad, except she went a bit overboard on the tats I think.
Love ya, Babz. Take care.
SB
Back @ Ya, Mad Love. Can Ya handle it? mwahahaha!
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