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Thursday, May 21, 2009
Divorce
Divorce is a full-time job.
--Kurt Vonnegut
Fuckin A, Mr. Vonnegut. Fuckin A. And God bless you, wherever you are.
Divorce is my family's favourite (note correct spelling) pastime. My big sis was married for 6 weeks before eventually divorcing. I managed 4 months. Between the four of us we've amassed 6 divorces, and counting. As Jeff Goldthing said in Jurassic Park: 'I'm always on the lookout for the next ex-Mrs Malcolm...'
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Divorce is my family's favourite (note correct spelling) pastime. My big sis was married for 6 weeks before eventually divorcing. I managed 4 months. Between the four of us we've amassed 6 divorces, and counting. As Jeff Goldthing said in Jurassic Park: 'I'm always on the lookout for the next ex-Mrs Malcolm...'
I think marriage is too. A full time job...
Kurt was a cool dude.
Gee. One day you tell me you're having trouble and the next, you're divorcing.
Well, Vonnegut will never lead you astray. I wonder if he's on a badly run turkey farm now?
Amen.
The time to do it is when the only thing worse than getting a divorce is staying married.
I agree, Syd. Marriage is definitely a full-time job! And then some. I guess I just lost one job and gained another.
Love,
SB
I agree, Mark, and my timing is right.
Love,
SB
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