I don't give a good goddamn whether America loves JELL-O or not. I hate that jiggly wiggly shit! It reminds my ass of colored cellulite or something. It's fucking gross, wiggling all over. If I am ever in hospital or a nursing home, and they serve my ass this nasty artificial crapolla, SB is going to throw it right back at them!As Dennis Hopper would say, "JELL-O? Fuck that shit!"
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Dennis Hopper spoke many pearls of wisdom.
Indeed he did, my dear friend. Indeed, he did.
Love you!
SB
I spent way too much time as a kid (I had a low immune system and was always sick with one thing or another) in a hospital room to appreciate that stuff. (Hugs)Indigo
I saw the nastiest recipe in a magazine by Kraft the other day. It was a Black Cherry Jello and Banana split. I kid you not. Bananas, cubed black cherry jello and whipped cream.
Swish that around in your mouth for awhile.
Cherry-flavored ground cow hooves are not a delicacy in your world?
Nope, Birdy. Not a delicacy, my friend. Ick. I hope you are remaining bite free.
Much love,
SB
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