Bastardly Pets! Lou's GORGEOUS Granddogs

Aren't this pair cute? I just want to eat them up for breakfast they are so damn cute! And my ass doesn't eat breakfast, so that's saying something, people!

These Bastardly Pets are my dear friend Lou's daughter's two Boston Terriers. Homer is on the right, and sweet Lucy is on the left. Lou said that the hairy arms belong to her hubby. We don't know his name, because this post is about the animals, damn it. We are not featuring husbands, wives, or kids here, motherfuckers! Get over that shit. I am the decider!

Lou says that she used to babysit for this lovable, but mentally challenged, duo, but then Lou's damn kids callously moved away to Kentucky and had the damn gaul to take Lou's grandpets with them! Can you imagine the heartlessness? Damn, kids will break your heart again and AGAIN. Ungrateful little fuckers.