Okay, okay, I know ballet doesn't really qualify as a sport, but just pretend that it does, because I already have Scary Jesus and Sporty Jesus, and I'm not starting a third category for one damn statue. Suck it up.
The sales blurb that goes along with this shit reminds us that Jesus is everywhere with us. Does this make anybody else uneasy? Does that mean that He's in the bathroom with us, too? I won't be able to go now because THE LORD IS WATCHING.
The sales blurb that goes along with this shit reminds us that Jesus is everywhere with us. Does this make anybody else uneasy? Does that mean that He's in the bathroom with us, too? I won't be able to go now because THE LORD IS WATCHING.
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Hey
I just saw this and thought
Jesus is like the Spice Girls
there's
Sporty Jesus
Baby Jesus (of course)
Posh Jesus (I'm rich and I'm gonna get in)
Ginger Jesus
and of course who can forget
SCARY JESUS.
lOVE yA
nICK
xxx
Now, that was funny!
Love you back,
SB
I went to a school staffed by Nuns. When one Nun told us that Jesus was everywhere, I asked if that meant he was up her bum. I was sent to see the head mistress (another Nun) who beat me on the arse with a leather strap.
That was for free; nowadays I have to pay to get spanked by a Nun.
Jesus is like Ceiling Cat. :O
Vincent,
You are one of the funniest people I almost know. That made me laugh.
Love ya,
SB
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