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Monday, May 18, 2009
BIG Harv Photo of the Week
Yeah, like anybody's going to notice Harvey in this photo! Do you motherfuckers think Jordan is an attention-seeking individual? Yeah, crazy notion. Me neither.
Yeah, that shit's like buoys or something, Syd. Buoy Boobies. They have a damn life of their own.
Nick is concerned that Harvey is going to get so large, the British are going to have to live on him soon, but I think the boobies are even scarier. You might have a piece of real estate on Jordan's boobies in a few years, Nick.
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8 comments:
You know who I feel most sorry for in this picture? The nanny. Hope she gets paid a shitload.
She's not attention seeking at all; it's the viewer that would rather look at her tits than Pudding Afro Boy and the smack-hag pushing him around.
Shame really, if her skirt was shorter we could have seen her pissflaps too!
When ya tits are bigger than ya five year olds head you bound to get all the attention I guess
Nick XX
I feel sorry for the nanny, too, Mimi.
Poor thing.
She looks so out of proportion that it's crazy.
Yeah, that shit's like buoys or something, Syd. Buoy Boobies. They have a damn life of their own.
Nick is concerned that Harvey is going to get so large, the British are going to have to live on him soon, but I think the boobies are even scarier. You might have a piece of real estate on Jordan's boobies in a few years, Nick.
When a body area is out of proportion, covering it with lots of pink ruffles is the thing to do.
That is an incredible photo in so many ways.
But are they real?
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