New SB Feature! Bad Art

I know this is just too exciting for damn words, but SB is introducing TWO NEW FEATURES today! Along with Bastardly Pets, I am adding a NEW Bad Art feature. It was either Bad Art or Sad Clown Art. Sad Clown Art narrowed my choices too much.

Anyhoo, feel free to post a comment and tell us what the SB featured work of art means to you.

Art is a highly personal experience, people. So don't be ashamed or embarrassed to put your own spin on things. Don't worry, we won't taunt or ridicule you. You regular readers behave!

Without further ado, here's today's piece of crap--I mean art. Comments in [ ] parentheses are SBs.


President Obama Dressed in White on the Front Lawn of the White House Gazing Determinedly into America's Future
by Anonymous [no one would admit to this shit]
Oil on artboard
Purchased from some wino over on 10th Street
President Barack Obama stands with a sense of steadfast determination [he really owns that bitch!] in front of a rendition of the White House that looks like it was painted by a monkey on crack. The President is symbolically dressed in white to remind discerning viewers of his mixed racial heritage. [This painting is so bad it sort of ruins the whole inauguration for me.]