The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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SB it's true! Her and Vadge need to stop adopting babies from all over the world just because they have money. Did you hear one of her long time bodyguards is coming out with a "tell all" book.....OOO can not wait! Stay Up!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
14 comments:
I think I AM gay for her.
Too thin, way too thin. Sorry SB. She just looks so frail. And those huge lips are too much. I think that I'm more the Heidi Klum type.
You know I used to think that as well but over the years she has totally turned me off.
I see her as like a wax figure right now....
Stay Up
I agree; she's exquisite and she appears to actually think. I could fall in love.
She has nothing on Lorraine Kelly!
That was funny, Ms. Moon!
Love you,
SB
Heidi is a knock out, Syd. I agree.
Love,
SB
sKILLz,
That shit made me laugh!
Love,
SB
Vincent,
I'll have to look up Lorraine Kelly. Don't know who she is.
Much love,
SB
Meh. She's aaaaawright. I prefer women with a bit more meat on their bones.
Mimster,
What up? How's life treating you lately? I hope well.
Well, I'm all in.
SB it's true!
Her and Vadge need to stop adopting babies from all over the world just because they have money.
Did you hear one of her long time bodyguards is coming out with a "tell all" book.....OOO can not wait!
Stay Up!
sKILLz,
I did hear about the book. I can't wait either!
Have a great holiday weekend.
Love ya,
SB
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