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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Lord, We Just Want to Thank You (for the Anal Convention)
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
American National Apostolistic League?
Very good. I don't think that I've ever been to one. It must be for proctologists.
When anyone worship's my ass I do thank the Lord^^
Love Ya
Nick XX
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