Nick suggested this feature. You can thank him. SB is SO LYING. It's all my fault, peeps! So don't be leaving my boy, Nick, irrate comments on his blog about encouraging SB with her all-things-Jordan fetish. It's not his fault.I don't know why I am so damn fascinated with Harvey, but I am. SB is touched by Jordan's tenderness with her son (Look at the photo. They're holding hands, people! Oh, a mother's love!), even though she left him in England when she fled her broke-ass relationship with Peter Andre. She left him with a nurse, people! Don't you be criticizing Jordan! The nurse makes it okay. Harvey needs special care. You can't just hustle Harvey's big ass on a plane at the last minute. He might start cursing or yelling. A change in routine bunges Harvey all up.
SB loves Harvey! Long live Harvey! (many more heartwarming photos to come)
My ass is even thinking about starting a Harvey Fan Site. I'm just not sure I have the time, because I have a full-time job and a diarrhetic dog, you know. One of you may have to volunteer to do the start-up on the Fan page.
8 comments:
Oh Babe
Ya gone and done it now for sure
Im so pissing myself here^^
and hey, of course Jordan can't take him with her cos, You might get him on da plane but the rate he expands at, are ya gonna get him off again. NOOOOO.
The trolly's only have limited space for snacks and there's other passengers to consider for christ sake and don't start on the loo's with them crackerjack folding doors.
You have so brought out my worst side with ya post and I love you even more for that.
As Captain Beefheart said
'hey Frank, it's the blimp, the blimp, it's the mothership'.
Ahhh I think Im gonna be so hated after this...
I am nice really, look everyone it's all SB's fault, she's the adult here, she made me do it, Im cool, I like kittens and shit
ahhh I'm outta here fast style.
LOL
Love Ya SB
Nick XXXXXXXXXXXX
Ohhh Nooooo
I looked again and thought
even that full size national falg looks tight on him.
Ahh I'm sick...kill me now
I don't know these people. I agree with Findon however..you need a hobby.
Much love, Lou
Now, that shit was funny Nick! I understand Havery does have growth hormone issues. Poor Jordan has to work so hard just to keep up with feeding him and buying him larger-sized clothing.
Growth Hormone issues don't even start to cover the blimpster.
He expands faster than the universe, it's estimated that in 2116 we all gonna be living on him.
Ahhh Nooo...did I say that out loud.
Look I'm sorry everyone I really am but what ya gonna do I'm being lead on here...shamelessly in fact
LOL
Love ya SB XXXX
Goodness. I don't know these people either but I don't watch TV. Or read tabloids or magazines. but I do read blogs and that evens it all out.
Thank you for your comments, SB.
Nickster,
That was another good one! You're on it today, my brothah.
Oh my gooooooooood ... ur so bad SB ... love it ... love u ... and peeing myself laughing.
xxxxxxxxxx
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