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Thursday, May 7, 2009
Post for My Dear Friend Lou
This post is for my friend, Lou, to cheer her up. SB LOVES YOU, LOU!
I might write a diet book and sell it. All you are allowed to have are Milano cookies and Tab. You gave me the idea, so I'll split the proceeds. We'll be rich, Lou! Rich, I say!!
LOL Lou the dog an't gay, he's a faux mo sexual, don't ya know whiskers are being worn up, up up this season, pay attention to the detail girlfriend. Love ya both Nick XX
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Well thank you, SB.
Back in my hippie days I lived on Milano Cookies and Tab. And I'm so healthy, it makes others sick! So you don't think that was 900 EMPTY calories.
The dog looks gay. Let's not let Nick know about that.
I might write a diet book and sell it. All you are allowed to have are Milano cookies and Tab. You gave me the idea, so I'll split the proceeds. We'll be rich, Lou! Rich, I say!!
LOL
Lou the dog an't gay, he's a faux mo sexual, don't ya know whiskers are being worn up, up up this season, pay attention to the detail girlfriend.
Love ya both
Nick
XX
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