I have had it with these motherfucking correspondents at this motherfucking dinner!
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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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It's OK, honey. Calm down. Do you need a hug {}?
All is well; I'm just working far too much. Do you think that I'm too old to find a sugar daddy?
Just watched Snakes on a Plane on the FX channel and they replaced jackson's line with, "I'm tired of all these monkey freaking snakes on this Moday-Friday plane." Yes, I will watch utter trash and enjoy it, too!
BTW, I'm still at the office.
Sheria,
NO WAY are you too old to find a sugar daddy. Go for it.
I love Snakes on a Plane, but damn, that was the best line in the movie! How dare they edit that?
Thanks for dropping a line.
Love ya,
SB
You've got to see Black Snake Moan. That man plays some damn good blues.
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