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Friday, May 8, 2009
Portrait of a Damn Hag
JESUS. I've seen better looking mugs on meth addicts.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Errrm ... who is she? K x
Hiya, Fishy. Good to hear from you. She is Lindsay Lohan. She's an actress.
Have a great weekend and thanks for reading and commenting.
Love ya,
SB
Never heard of her ... doh me!!! You have a great weekend too.
Fishy xxx
You're not missing anything, Fishy. She's a fairly talentless skank.
Love ya,
SB
She looks like My wife... thanks a lot SB.. I thought we were friends!!!
Ps: Only pulling your leg! lol
Love, Shane.
If she wants to use something, maybe she could try a sandwich?
Oh goodness, I've gone and cracked myself up now!
Shane,
I'm sure your wife is FAR prettier. You make me laugh.
Love ya,
SB
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