Thursday, April 15, 2010

Larry King, the Geriatric Turtle, Is Out of Control

Now, this is journalism, people!

Link to Dlisted: http://dlisted.com/node/36882

Personally, I think he looks more like a damn frog. Ribbit!

5 comments:

Syd said...

I can't believe that any woman would want to marry him once, much less 7 times. Didn't the Donald tell him his breath was bad?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
I don't know, man, but I'm sure it is bad. Fucker's got to have the rot gut as old as he is.

Ms. Moon said...

It is the most bizarre thing to me that this man can get anyone on the planet to look at his naked ass, much less marry it or have an affair with it.
I mean- really?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Men are gross. Larry King is GROSSER. I wouldn't let his old wrinkled peen within 50 feet of my vag.

Yuck.

Petit fleur said...

Whoa! Sounds like he they need to take that shit to Jerry Springer! He looks so unassuming...

I'm with you about the nasty geriatric mummy peen... yecsh!
xo pf
ps, that article was hilarious! It read like it could have been written by you...