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Thursday, April 15, 2010
Larry King, the Geriatric Turtle, Is Out of Control
It is the most bizarre thing to me that this man can get anyone on the planet to look at his naked ass, much less marry it or have an affair with it. I mean- really?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
I can't believe that any woman would want to marry him once, much less 7 times. Didn't the Donald tell him his breath was bad?
Syd,
I don't know, man, but I'm sure it is bad. Fucker's got to have the rot gut as old as he is.
It is the most bizarre thing to me that this man can get anyone on the planet to look at his naked ass, much less marry it or have an affair with it.
I mean- really?
Ms. Moon,
Men are gross. Larry King is GROSSER. I wouldn't let his old wrinkled peen within 50 feet of my vag.
Yuck.
Whoa! Sounds like he they need to take that shit to Jerry Springer! He looks so unassuming...
I'm with you about the nasty geriatric mummy peen... yecsh!
xo pf
ps, that article was hilarious! It read like it could have been written by you...
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