Friday, July 23, 2010

Daily Koan: What Is the Sound of Two Giraffes Fucking?

I don't know, but I'll bet that shit isn't pleasant. And also, you just know this poor kid will never live this down. Her parents will ask her, at least several times a year, FOR THE REST OF HER FUCKING LIFE: Do you remember the time we were at the safari park on vacation and went to take a photo of you and those two giraffes were going at it in the backround?

[I know this because the Moms and Daddums STILL always ask me: Do you remember the time we went to see Mount Rushmore and dad shut your ear in the electric window of the Cadillac?

Christ, yes, I remember. It hurt like a damn motherfucker. True story.]

11 comments:

North West London Girl said...

ouch x

Sarcastic Bastard said...

North West London Girl,
It fucking well hurt.

Love you. Thanks for reading me.

Ms. Moon said...

Again. I am laughing. I'm sorry.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Good. If I make you laugh then blogging is SO worth it.

Your ass is loved.

But it really did hurt.

Kathleen Scott said...

It's not funny. I know it's not funny. But I couldn't help the giggle.

Ms. Moon said...

Oh, I believe it! Ears are quite sensitive and electric windows show no mercy.

Jeannie said...

I can't imagine a better memory to be honest. How often do you pull out pictures to reminisce?

Unknown said...

OMG your ear in the car window...that would HURT like hell!!!

Oh yea parents' fave thing to do remind you of your less than stellar moments.

Although this made me crack the hell up!

Syd said...

I really like the photo. I have not seen giraffes fucking before. And once is enough.

white rabbit said...

I found it necessary to pinch this for WR...

wv: weevardl

adrienne said...

how?