More Olan Mills Awkward Posed Fuckery

The Moms used to dress my brother Steve and I up and tape bows in my goddamn fine hair and shit and trot our tike asses off to Olan Mills at least twice a year to document our sibling awkwardness. I used to hate that shit. To this day, I do not like having my goddamn picture taken. Like certain native tribes, I believe that a bitch trying to take a picture is trying to STEAL YOUR SOUL. Also, admittedly, I photograph like ass.

So does this guy.