Thursday, July 22, 2010

Shit SB Says in Comments to Her Dear Friend Jeannie

I am looking at a house on Saturday. One of the reasons I don't like where I'm at, is that I am in half a double with houses very close (way TOO CLOSE) on either side. Every time I go out to walk to the damn mailbox or pick up dog poop, some sonofabitch wants to wave (then I have to smile, when I'd really like to bare my teeth), say hello, or EVEN WORSE, converse. Fuck that shit.

9 comments:

Jeannie said...

Amen sister!

I love you so much. You should move next door so we can just tell each other to fuck off. Wouldn't that feel good?

Kathleen Scott said...

We all need a home sanctuary. Hope you find one that suits. And where the kitties will be happy, of course.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
There is no neighbour I'd rather have, love. We'd have a grand ol' time.

Mwa.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, dear Kathleen!

Ms. Moon said...

When I go out to get the paper or sit on the porch, I simply pretend I am invisible. It works for me.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Laugh. Now that's not the southern way. A bitch has to wave and smile.

Big Mark 243 said...

I think I would get on your nerves if I was your neighbor, what with my running up and down the street, trying to stay fit. Guys like that get on MY nerves and I am one of them!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Big Mark,
You make me laugh. My boyfriend is Mr. Fitness, too.

Syd said...

That's why we live on 7 acres where we only have to speak to dogs and the squirrels and raccoons. Suburbia makes my skin crawl.