Thursday, July 22, 2010

Shit SB Says in an E-mail to Ms. Moon

I have a great aunt who thanks Jesus when she locates her missing eye glasses. I make fun of her and say something like: “While Jesus was so busy searching for your glasses, a child in the cancer ward probably just died.” I know, I’m awful. Whatever.

11 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

You're cracking me up today. Love you, dear.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I'm happy if I can make you laugh.

I love you mas!

Mr.Mischief said...

Crimeny, that's hilarious...lol

Tom said...

Oh, my dear SB...you slay me...I chortled and giggled to myself so long my co-worker's must think I'm totally insane...you know what they say about people who sit by themselves and laugh...as ever, thank you for being you...

Love you...

Jeannie said...

But when you're right you're right.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gabriella,
Clearly we are friends for a reason. Laugh.

Love,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Tom,
I sit by myself and laugh all the time. I just think funny shit sometimes. It's hard being me.

Love you back.

Kathleen Scott said...

My mother prays for parking spaces at the shopping center. If she finds one nearby she gives a fervent "Thank you Jesus!". If she finds one far away, she says, "Thank you, Lord, you knew I needed to walk today."

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kathleen,
That's fucking funny.

Love you.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
I care more about Mr. Burns's dog than her, too.

You make a me laugh.

Petit fleur said...

haha! You funny, honey!