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Ce tres manifique. Tres formidable. Je voudrais encore du vin.
That it the extent of my french. (Besides dirty words).
This was an awesome article, SB. Thanks for posting it!
xoxo Omgrrrl
PS NOT being self-indulgent but I do think you expressed an interest about hearing about Lyle the Masturbating Baboon. I blogged about him about a week ago just for you. Check the entry "The Story of Lyle"
I read it too. I hope that is okay. I had to take a peek between my legs to check and see if I was a woman or not. I'm not, that's why I ask if it's okay to read the post. Anyway, I'll check in with my comment. Remember, this is only my opinion and does not mean that all men think this way. I like women. Beauty is inside and outside. What they might see in a mirror is not what I see. I do like the idea of allowing yourself to age naturally, and that's for men and women. I've been peaking since 1967!
Where did my comment go?! Anyway, comment was.... When I was 21 I would have been overjoyed to look like Innes at the age she is now. Good bones are everything ;-)
So I read the article and it was good. Then I started checking out other articles and before I knew it I had clicked a link to labiaplasty with before and after photos. What the hell did I fall into! Now I don't spend much time looking at labias, but it's really sad that women feel they need to do this. Anyway, A and I have decided it's like Botox for your hoo-ha (to quote Ms. Moon)...it takes away all its personality.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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I'm peaking at 55. That's my plan and I'm sticking to it.
If I could get my weight down, I'd say I haven't peaked yet. Oh God, I sure hope not because if I did, I missed it.
Have a wonderful holiday. Love you.
Ce tres manifique. Tres formidable. Je voudrais encore du vin.
That it the extent of my french. (Besides dirty words).
This was an awesome article, SB. Thanks for posting it!
xoxo
Omgrrrl
PS NOT being self-indulgent but I do think you expressed an interest about hearing about Lyle the Masturbating Baboon. I blogged about him about a week ago just for you. Check the entry "The Story of Lyle"
I'm with Terena! Ines de la Fressange, voluptuous?? What? Love you xx
Oh Lord. I know I have already peaked. No matter what anyone says.
I liiiiiiiike this line of thinking.
But I must interject that it is not a misuse of the word voluptuous to say that she is voluptuous.
I read it too. I hope that is okay. I had to take a peek between my legs to check and see if I was a woman or not. I'm not, that's why I ask if it's okay to read the post.
Anyway, I'll check in with my comment. Remember, this is only my opinion and does not mean that all men think this way.
I like women. Beauty is inside and outside. What they might see in a mirror is not what I see. I do like the idea of allowing yourself to age naturally, and that's for men and women.
I've been peaking since 1967!
Peace
PS That last line is a joke. :-)
Where did my comment go?! Anyway, comment was.... When I was 21 I would have been overjoyed to look like Innes at the age she is now. Good bones are everything ;-)
But I still don't want to be French!
Ali x
Jeannie,
And I love you!
Omgrrrl,
I will check out Lyle. Laugh. Thank you.
Ms. Moon,
You have NOT!
Spadoman,
It's cool brother. Laugh.
Ali,
I would like to be French. It would beat American sometimes--like when that moron W. was president.
Thanks for all the comments, folks.
I love my muthafuckas!
SB
So I read the article and it was good. Then I started checking out other articles and before I knew it I had clicked a link to labiaplasty with before and after photos.
What the hell did I fall into! Now I don't spend much time looking at labias, but it's really sad that women feel they need to do this. Anyway, A and I have decided it's like Botox for your hoo-ha (to quote Ms. Moon)...it takes away all its personality.
Good morning SB. Hugs to you.
Good morning, my dear Mel. I love you. You and A are right, as usual.
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