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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
Steph,
I may join the fat acceptance movement instead. Laugh.
Life is rough, times are hard. I didn't buy no birthday card.
Just stopping by from Bless our hearts to wish the beloved Ms Sarcastic Bastard a big Happy Birthday!!! I think Ms Moon is correct, it is time for you to come and visit. This is the perfect summer for a road trip to Casa Luna, and all of your friends through Ms Moon will be waiting with bells on our toes to meet you in person, and let me tell you it is painful and difficult to walk around with bells on your toes, I am an the empitomy of the dreaded pollyanna, and so you know that I would put on the bells and not complain, but instead, maybe you could just come visit.
with my much love!!!
What can those diet gurus know about eating when they often tell you that you may be mistaking thirst for hunger? WTF? I have never gotten those 2 things confused in all of my 83 years.....
I was on a diet that excluded alcohol. I would just save up my carb allowance for the day and enjoy.
I agree with Steph, enjoy your damn cake first.
Happy, happy birthday baby! (I'm singing to you.) Have a wonderful weekend. A and I send hugs.
-Mel
Eliminate? Oh HELL to the NO.
You can always try my diet: Spaghetti-O's and Pinot Noir.
You probably won't lose weight but you will enjoy yourself.
It's ridiculous - everything that one ENJOYS eating is ruinous to health and anything interesting in the drinks department is toxic to your liver.
Forget it and invest in Good Underwear.
When's this birthday coming along? Have an excellent one!
AX
sb- i'm the charter member of the non-diet movement! many happy returns for you!
xxalainaxx
You need to figure one out and then write "The Alchoholic Diet Book." You'll make a fortune. (Just claim that cigarettes are a food group.)
DTG,
A love like ours requires no fucking schmaltzy greeting cards. EVER.
Kathleen,
I am honored by your visit. I cannot wait to hug you. You are dear to my heart.
Lo,
I am so pleased that you stopped by. I visited your wonderful blog recently, but did not comment. I guess that makes me a lurker. I don't get the hunger and thirst confusion thing either.
Misfits,
Love you.
Jeannie,
Sounds SMART to me. We are so alike.
Mel,
Thanks to you and to A. I love you two.
Omgrrrl,
Thanks, my dear. I love you.
Ali,
Birthday was Sunday. Beaucoup liquor was what went down. Literally. Good underwear is good advice. Laugh.
Mrs. Miss A.,
SB adores you! THANK YOU.
Michelle,
You are special to me, and I love you so! Thank you!!
Syd,
I came, I saw, I rocked, buddy. Thank you.
Maggie,
Thanks a shitload. Much love.
Mark,
I like the way you think.
Vodka has no carbs. Just don't put fruit or fizzy mixers with it. Love you xx
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