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Friday, April 8, 2011
What in GD Hell Kind of Outfit Is this Shit Right Here?
I just do not understand how people stupid enough to dress like this can make millions of dollars and yet I, the bastion of common sense, am penniless.
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9 comments:
Step 1 - Round up all the fashion designers
Step 2 - Load them onto a barge
Step 3 - Haul the barge out to the middle of the ocean
Step 4........
I do like the skirt but the rest of it just hurts my face. What's that on her head? It reminds me of the aliens in Mars Attacks.
xxx
I just do not understand how people stupid enough to dress like this can make millions of dollars and yet I, the bastion of common sense, am penniless.
And it probably cost a lot. A drunk Martian outfit is what it looks like.
This look a lot like my Halloween costume! i was Lady Ga Green!
Check her out on the Oct. 31 post.
she rocked the Casba......
xXx
Reva
She obviously idolizes Carmen Miranda, but other than that has no taste or sense.
Fruit on the head for effect...
Cotton candy on the head and super bad costume... It's just not the same!
i think minaj is trying be lady caca, she is the black lady caca
Oh dear! xx
That's some unique outfit happening with her.
j.
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