Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Shit SB Says to Her Precious, Ms. Moon

Trying to predict the End Times is like trying to pinpoint tomorrow's weather. I'll worry about that shit if it happens. Dumb motherfuckers. Why don't these people take care of what's in front of them? What's wrong with them that they can't just live for today? Hell, I just try and make it through the damn day and back to bed at night. I don't have damn time to worry about a bunch of likely fictional shit. MORONS.

I told you I am a grump.

10 comments:

The Wit Continuum said...

I agree totally. I know quite a few disaster, 2012, tsunami on the east coast, end of life as we know it people and they drive me nuts. They can discuss it for an hour...before the end of which I excuse myself, take my coffee and go in the bathroom. Much better conversation there.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Wit,
I know EXACTLY what you mean. Laugh.

Love you shitloads.

Jeannie said...

I used to worry about that shit too, I admit - it all seemed to be so real and imminent. When it was a lot slower coming than the other prophesiers continually warned, I decided to live the life I have now. Frankly, a sudden end to it all would be more welcome than a long drawn out illness, but that's just me.

Ms. Moon said...

I'm with Jeannie on sudden ends.
I think I lost a follower on that post! Ha! Or maybe it was the part about the blood of Jesus.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Who gives a shit, right (about the lost follower)? We shall say WHATEVER THE HELL we want to!

Love you.

BMelonsLemonade said...

I worked with a waiter tonight who kept talking about the end of the world, which he believes is fast approaching in 2012. He knew the date...even the exact time. Through all this end of the world talk, though, he is trying to get someone to let him work for them tomorrow night. So I asked him, "If the world is going to end in less than a year, why are you trying to pick up all these shifts?" And then HE looked at ME like I was crazy!?!?! I am always mistrustful of those who think they know when the world will end...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

BMelons,
THAT was a good point you made. Laugh. You crack me up.

Syd said...

I hope that I am around for the End of Times. It would be interesting. But it isn't something that I think about much at all. What will it be like?

RETRO REVA said...

I nearly shit my pants!
I even got a laugh out of my other!
how'd you get so fucking funny?
Wheaties?
Beer?
Ah!
Heroin !!!!!!!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
I don't waste my time on it either. Ain't a damn thing I can do about when, and if it, comes. I'll live for today, thanks. It's all I have.

Reva,
Glad I made you laugh. I wasn't on anything when I wrote that, sadly. I'm just naturally grumpy.

Love,

SB