EPIC chapeau FAIL.
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21 comments:
ahhh - no picture for me!
But if it was that butt fugly thing that one of those royals wore then I agree! (The beige thing?)
Looks like too much inspiration from Dr. Seuss!
Jeannie,
It was, babe. You guessed it!
Lucy at Home,
Come to mention it, it does. Shit is FUG. You've got to type it in capital letters.
That's Beatrice or Eugenie. Haven't a clue which one.
I mentioned her in my post today. Come by if you want a sarcastic account of the Royal Wedding. It's my finest post yet!
Who is Dr Seuss?
I thought the same :)
Antlers!
I spent a couple of hours of (what would have been) good writing time today scrolling through web pix of hats, dresses, etc. The formal name for squiggly feathery little perching hats is fascinators.
That hat beats Janet Jackson's fashion faux pas.
Baa haa haa! I looooooved this hat! I can only assume it was stuck on with crazy glue.
Have you noticed the similarities between the Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice with Disneys Ugly sisters from Cinderella!!! It really is uncanny!!! ONe ginger one dark haired - anastasia and drucilla and so apt given the horrors!!! As a Uk Subject I resent paying for these two- What do they do exactly??? Vive la republic!!!
she's the one who looks like Prince Andrew in drag... and that hat looks like a placenta on LSD; nasty, nasty business!!
I think the plan was to distract from her bad makeup. I know a few drag queens that could give her lessons.
Of course if your name was Beatrice, wouldn't you rather be known as the "one that wore that hat"?
Gledds,
I'll check it out. It's Beatrice, by the way. She DOES look like Andrew in drag. Laugh.
Eeek,
I hadn't noticed, but I totally agree. Excellent point. Laugh.
Mel,
Yeah, Beatrice is an awful name. Don't know what possessed Sarah and Andrew.
Love to all,
SB
The hat reminds me of Medusa.
another use for a bidet seat. Just spray paint beige and add ribbon. viola!
I think her Valentino coat and shoes were nice. The hat was a bit much, a very bold choice. She's definitely channeling Isabella Blow.
Eugenie's outfit was worse I though, poor love xx
sure that hat probably cost like $10 000
its by some famous hat designer, i watched him on fashion television today. some irish dude, he is now the last years THE hat designer to the royals, camilla, the queen, fergies kids, and now kate.
Marla,
Your comment cracked me up.
Terena,
So true.
Christina,
Yeah Eugenie's outfit was so frumpy, like something the Queen Mother should have worn, were she alive.
Swedz,
Yeah, it is hideous.
Actually I thought the sister in the blue dress looked worse...which doesn't say much, does it? The girls would have looked pretty if someone had just told them that the dresses and hats were so ugly.
They must be kicking themselves now!
Looks like some kind of barrier birth control. Who gave that the green light?
xoxoxo
It is a hat failure. Reminds me of an octopus.
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