The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
13 comments:
Good Lord.
Even unicorns like receiving oral!
Oh, Jesus. Someone send that woman to Alanon. Or better yet, give her a bus ticket to anywhere else.
if you've ever huffed on a regular basis you get why he is smiling. if you haven't, i wouldn't recommend starting....
xxalainaxx
He looks as if he was giving Tinkerbell's brother a blow job and the okay to let off on his face...
I just know he looked up at the police and said, "I swear, I wasn't doing anything."
He looks like a very happy paint huffer.
SB!
I got naked with someone who had glitter all over!
oops!
Have a good week!
WHV.
WHV,
There's nothing like good old glitter fucking. Laugh.
You have a good week, too.
Love,
SB
I love a bit of glitter. Love you xx
It would not come out of my beard stubble without a blow torch. Wish you were here SB. It is near your home base.
Well, the guy seems happy enough.
Syd,
I guessed that. Have a great time! Wish I were there with you. I dreamed of home last night and woke up sorrowful, missing it.
Love you. Safe travels.
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