Friday, April 22, 2011

Shit SB Says to a Co-Worker

The Moms was telling me that there is this guy in their mobile home park who records The Kentucky Derby and then replays it over and over because he likes to cheer on the winner. Uhmmmmm, okay. I damn well hope I have something better to do than this shit when my ass retires.


Ms. Moon said...

My grandfather counted the train cars as they went by.
Good morning, Ms. Bastard-Beloved. You are loved.

Butterfly said...

That's hilarious. I wonder if he pretends that he's placed a bet on the winner too!! Maybe senility isn't so bad after all.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I count train cars too. It passes the time.

Good morning and I love you!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I'm with you, kid. I'm already somewhat senile. It ain't so damn bad. Laugh.

Jeannie said...

Somebody loves himself a happy ending.