Thursday, April 28, 2011

The Royal Teeth?

The Sears Dental in the mall has a pretty low advertising budget, so you know this will be the new window ad for their teeth whitening services. In these tough economic times, a bitch needs to be frugal!

14 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

You crack me up SO much! Love you to pieces!

Jane Lancaster said...

But ofcourse teeth like these are not the norm in England. hee.

Anna Grace said...

Man their teeth really stand out. Your too fucking funny. This damn picture is everywhere on TV today, and I assume tomorrow too.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

I've been watching documentaries on these two all night and what's lovely is that he makes her laugh so much. They are constantly smiling. Good set of teeth on both of them.

You've found a better picture than I did, well done. Much love xx

Lucy At Home said...

Straightest, whitest teeth money can buy. It's good to be the king, or the prince or princess-to-be.

Danny said...

god in heaven! i hate em both! he is such a vapid idiot. and has a head shaped like a peanut.

i wonder if he has forced her to let him up in the VIP entrance? i bet he has. i reckon this is how they choose their wives, the royal blue blood inbred twats.

just like a perverted Cinderella, wills has to find the right hole that can sustain his enormous reptilian dinosaur cock (as they are all reptilian shape-shifters, the royals) - the exact right fit, for there is a girl out there that will - it has been predestined through dna, and it will most likely be a relative of his!

but really though, they're all, the royals, baby eating, human sacrificing satan worshipping (all for real!) oddballs, y'all!

Omgrrrl said...

Sweeeeet! Royal Wedding Watching with SB. Personally I grind my teeth ever night when I sleep. Fortunately I don't sleep very often.

Akannie said...

Boys got a bit of an overbite. You'd think rich fuckers would have that fixed...

Lou said...

OMG, you still have that squirrel header. WTF?!?!?

V said...

LOL! Nice blog. Love your music taste :D

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Love you MORE.

Jane,
I had that thought too. I lived in Britain over a summer, years ago.

ANNA GRACE!
You know I adore you.

Christina,
I noticed that too. Even today at the wedding Kate was laughing a little at certain points during the ceremony after she looked at William. I think it's better to be friends who have fun than the love part and NOT friends. Don't you? Of course, it's optimal to have both.

Lucy at Home,
Indeed it is!

Danny,
Oh, come on. William's such a NICE young man. You're Irish so of course you have to pretend not to like him. Laugh.

Omgrrrl,
I don't sleep much of late either. It sucketh.

Akannie,
You crack SB up.

LOU!!!!!
One of my oldest blog friends. Of course I still have the famewhore squirrel. That shit is an institution!

V,
Thank you. And thank you much for the follow. I appreciate it.

Everyone thinks they have great musical taste, but then some of us ACTUALLY DO, right?

Please come by often. You have SB's personal invite. My blog family is a lot of fun.

Best,

SB

Gledwood said...

AT LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LAST THEY ARE FINALLY MARRIED. WOW. I REALLY THOUGHT THAT GUY KEPT HER DANGLING ON A STRING FOR WELL LONG ENOUGH. I DO LIKE THE MARIO TESTINO PHOTOGRAPH. I DID MY OWN COMMENTARY ON THE BIG DAY THAT YOU CAN SEE CHEZ MOI. IT WASN'T AS SHOWY AS I EXPECTED. I FAR PREFERRED THE BIT WITH THE HAPPY COUPLE IN A CARRIAGE DRAWN BY WHITE TROTTER DONKIES TO THE EXCEEDINGLY TONED DOWN ARRIVAL IN CARS!!

Sweden said...

wills is balding really badly, the dude will look like dr phil soon. its sad really. now his brother that ginger one is hooooooot stuff fiestly little bugger too

Syd said...

Not the norm for English teeth for sure. What is it about the English and their teeth?