Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Peep Tableaux Art

[In a comment to Ms. Moon.]
p.s. I hate Peeps. Fuckers are nasty. I do enjoy Peep art though, where they pose the Peeps in tableaux. Maybe I'll post some of that shit.

Here you go. Link to a shitload of Peep art for you motherfuckers:



13 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Peep ART! I love it. Peeps pooping. What could be better?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I knew you would get the greatness.

Steph(anie) said...

That shit is awesome.

Aside from that, marshmallows are only good for two things: rocky road ice cream and rice crispy treats.

And maybe this: http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com/2006/01/how-to-make-marshmallow-bra.html

Jeannie said...

I'm not sure we get Peeps here. Probably do now with Walmart everywhere but I'm rarely in Walmart. In any event, the tableau looks like fun. I'm thinking I should check out Walmart for Peeps after all - on sale after Easter of course - as I have that bathroom furniture and an entire dollhouse of furniture in fact and could have some funky fun.

As for the Royal Wedding, I am kind of oblivious. It is everywhere but doesn't touch me somehow. I couldn't sleep the morning of Chuck and Di's wedding and so I watched it. I wonder if my subconscious will get me up for this one too.
Famous people don't really interest me second hand. I'm sure I'd scream like a 12 year old at a Bieber concert if I were actually face to face with someone I recognized as a celebrity and gush and drool and basically make myself out to be a moron. But until that day, I can pretend I'm too cool.

Danny said...

oh no! they're giving me the willies...but they are also giving me ideas of turning used bloodsticks (tampons) into 'living art' sculptures! ladies bogs here i come...get ready girls!

mrs. miss alaineus said...

i loves me some peeps!

xxalainaxx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
Thanks, I'll check that shit out. I love Rice Krispy Treats!

Jeannie,
You don't have to pretend you're too cool. You ARE too cool, sister!

Danny,
Now there's an idea, love. You always make me laugh.

Mrs. Miss A.,
I knew you'd be down with that shit. Perhaps a class art project, now that the Peeps are dirt cheap? I'm thinking Peeps in shoe boxes and shit.

Love to all my peeps (bad pun),

SB

drollgirl said...

finally somebody finds an actual use for PEEPS. they are revolting! i would never eat them. but i would like to desecrate them.

Nulaanne said...

Did you know if you microwave peeps not only does the marshmellow expand to nearly twice the size, then explode. The sugar catches on fire.

I love to microwave those nasty things.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nulaanne,
Thanks for the tip. If only I had a microwave. Seriously. I guess I could try it at work. Laugh.

Thanks for reading me.

SB

Syd said...

I like the peep art. Put a bunch of peeps under a sun lamp and watch them melt. I also don't like to refer to people as peeps. Really one of my least favorite words.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
Don't give me ideas. I get in enough trouble as it is.

I dig the word peeps, not sure why. Oh well, we agree on most everything else. Our friendship will survive.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

That is funny! You're brilliant xx