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Friday, April 15, 2011
Your Lesson for the Day: What Physical Beauty Is Actually Worth
It's worth SQUAT. So you'd better have some damn substance to back that shit up when it goes, motherfuckers. Got it?
Tell it, Sister. I've felt WOW seeing a classic beauty, but then when I got to know her, she didn't seem beautiful at all. Even when cleaned up. It's like some optical illusion. Beauty definitely comes from within...
sometimes i look at old people (in their 80's) and wonder what they looked like at 19.
also my own face is growing older, unfortunantly i cant see it, in my head i think i still look to be in my twenties. kinda like how an anorexic person looks in the mirror and sees herself being fat even at 70lbs.
its dangerous to not see your own age because next thing you know you are 50 years old and still walk around wearing gold chucks and abercrobie and fitch hoodys and thats fucking ridicilous.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
Google 'Nick Nolte mug shot' if you really want to see the sexiest man alive!
You've been busy today!
Funny, the 90's don't seem so long ago.
Amen and OUT!!!
xxx
Tell it, Sister. I've felt WOW seeing a classic beauty, but then when I got to know her, she didn't seem beautiful at all. Even when cleaned up. It's like some optical illusion. Beauty definitely comes from within...
You are so right. Love you loads, have a brilliant weekend my dear friend xx
Man, he lost his beauty FAST! Especially for a man. Something ain't right with that boy.
I never much liked carmelized people anyway. ~Mary
He drank and drugged much of it away. Alcohol is a preservative but not of looks.
I would still like some though....
He's looking particularly raddled isn't he?
Ali x
Ali,
I still dig him, too. He's funny. He's smart. He LOVES women. What's not to like?
Love you, buddy.
sometimes i look at old people (in their 80's) and wonder what they looked like at 19.
also my own face is growing older, unfortunantly i cant see it, in my head i think i still look to be in my twenties. kinda like how an anorexic person looks in the mirror and sees herself being fat even at 70lbs.
its dangerous to not see your own age because next thing you know you are 50 years old and still walk around wearing gold chucks and abercrobie and fitch hoodys and thats fucking ridicilous.
Sweden,
You're one of the few who could rock the gold chuck at 50 babe. For damn sure.
Love,
SB
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