The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Friday, April 15, 2011
Shit SB Says
If you have a half a damn brain in your head, and I realize this leaves a lot of people out of the equation, growing older will make a grumpy bitch out of you.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
I'm here to validate your worldview
:-). ~Mary
Uh. You know how much I love this.
Of course, it goes without saying that I love you MORE!
Mary,
Thank you, love. And thanks for reading me. Have a great weekend!
Ms. Moon,
NO, I LOVE YOU MAS! It stoppeth there before it turneth into a LOVE WAR.
I love Keith, love you and love Ms Moon xxx
Speaking of old... My eyes have become so bad I can't tell for sure, but I'm guessing that's Keith..?
Thanks for sharing. Whoever it is, I can at least make out the gesture.
xo
I love you both.
and this photo is fabulous
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