When I'm drunk and the pigs pull me over and threaten to take my ass to jail for DUI, this is sometimes my response. It no workee.
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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
That is one f'n cute puppy.
I close my eyes and wish stuff away all the time.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It no workee!!!!!
Driving drunk? I know you don't do that. Otherwise, I would have to take away your car..AND your computer..AND your cat.
Mom #2
SB,
I think my first message didn't register, just wanted to say how cute this post is.
j.
Lou,
I hear you. You know I love you.
Guy in the silk taffeta dress,
Why, thank you love.
I can't help it. I LOVE that corny website.
Haha! You are funny. The dog's very sweet. Love you xx
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