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Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Shit SB Says in Comments to Her Gorgeous Friend, Christina
I considered joining the Hare Krishna's in my youth, but then decided I don't look good with that short of hair. Almost no one does.
. i almost bailed with a group of krishnas when my real mom e took me on a day pass to ann arbor. like going to their van and about to get in bailed.... once i found out you had to give up garlic and onions i was like 'i'm out man, see ya.' i do however, have a found memory of going and eating free prasadam at the fisher mansion here, which is their detroit temple.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Plus, darling SB, that food they eat can give you wicked gas.
. i almost bailed with a group of krishnas when my real mom e took me on a day pass to ann arbor. like going to their van and about to get in bailed.... once i found out you had to give up garlic and onions i was like 'i'm out man, see ya.' i do however, have a found memory of going and eating free prasadam at the fisher mansion here, which is their detroit temple.
xxalainaxx
Wait... I resemble that remark! I think I look good with short hair... bald, too!
Yeah. And all that airport duty would've been bummer...
Ms. Moon,
True that.
Mrs. Miss A.,
That is hysterical.
Big Mark,
I'm sure you do, pal.
Denny,
Yeah, that would be suck-o-rama.
Now I have that song in my head about the hare krishnas.
Syd,
Poor you.
I'm with you. I'd never do that to my hair. I'd look shocking with a skinhead!
Love you my wonderful friend xx
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